Posted 8 hours ago
  • Kid: 

    Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: 

    Are you 18?
  • Kid: 

    It's okay, they're a metaphor.
Posted 8 hours ago

utubedoodz:

Entire fandom: so would I

(Source: youtuberswelove, via mydrunkhannah)

Posted 8 hours ago
kathrine-cat:

my first experience
certainly I mixed up letters

kathrine-cat:

my first experience

certainly I mixed up letters

(via scribebynight)

Posted 10 hours ago

crokel:

real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.

(Source: duane-barry, via himeko-inaban)

Posted 10 hours ago

(Source: buckysbarnes, via pizza)

Posted 10 hours ago

axelvalentine:

Whenever I try to impress someone:

image

(via guy)

Posted 10 hours ago

kayla-bird:

itsvondell:

there are certain characters/families in the Harry Potter canon that are described as having fair or pale skin, the Potter line isn’t one of them. Harry and James both have canonically jet-black untidy hair but no canon ethnicity. Harry has “great skin”.

(via burdge)

Posted 10 hours ago
fluffyplant:

where is this? it looks like heaven. I’d love to come here and sleep next to the river, the sound of the water a lullaby, the fog a thick blanket and the trees watching over you. it looks magical.

fluffyplant:

where is this? it looks like heaven. I’d love to come here and sleep next to the river, the sound of the water a lullaby, the fog a thick blanket and the trees watching over you. it looks magical.

(Source: forestcaps, via para-doxum)

Posted 10 hours ago
Posted 10 hours ago